BRIDGTON NEVER SURVIVED TO SEE
THE BEGINNING OF THE NEW CENTURY
BRIDGTON WAS ALWAYS BEHIND THE TIMES
AND THE SCIENTISTS IGNORED THE WARNING SIGNS
Y2K-SYSTEMS DON'T COMPLY
NUCLEAR MISSLES FLY TOWARDS THE SKY
IT'S A DAY EVERYONE WILL REMEMBER
IT WAS THE 31ST OF DECEMBER
NOW DONS T.V. IS BREAKING DOWN
FOOD CITY IS BREAKING DOWN
ADAM'S BAKERY IS BREAKING DOWN
ALL OF BRIDGTON'S BREAKING DOWN!!!!!

BRIDGTON!!!!!!!- BRIDGTON FUNKY BREAKDOWN!!!!!!

IT'S A BRIDGTON FUNKY BREAKDOWN!!!!

THE PEOPLE HEARD DEATHS TOLLING BELL
THEY COULDN'T FIND SHELTER, NOT EVEN IN HELL
BUT THE ACTION BOYS WERE'NT EVEN PHAZED
THEY HARDLY NOTICED THE REDDISH HAZE
THOSE CRAZY KIDS CONTINUED TO PLAY
THE PEOPLE GOT ON THEIR KNEES TO PRAY
MISSLES CONTINUED RIEGNING DOWN
OBLITERATING OUR LITTLE TOWN
NOW THE BRIDGTON DUMP IS BREAKING DOWN
DERFS BARBER SHOP IS BREAKING DOWN
THE BRIDGTON AG IS BREAKING DOWN
ALL OF BRIDGTON'S BREAKING DOWN!!!!!

BRIDGTON!!!!!!-BRIDGTON FUNKY BREAKDOWN!!!!!!

HERE COMES THE FUNKY BREAKDOWN!!!
(FUNKY BREAKDOWN)